Surprise Gift

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Your very own Gargoyle To scare off door to door sales men and your daughters boyfriends
He may be small now, but soon he'll be towering over your neighbourhood
He also comes with a life supply of cows

(Now, to find a home for the other 2 )


I couldn't keep the bugga wrapped and he kinda unboxed himself
and I was out of emergency duct tape so...

[Edit] He has been named George